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pee on the side of the toilet 

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.
You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet 

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

Party On The Toilet Seat 

When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"

beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* 

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me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

so secy
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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