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on the muscle 

Hey here is a t shirt. How much? Don't worry its on the muscle.

Hang your hat on the muscle hamster 

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

lip lock on the love muscle 

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border 

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border