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Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Banana on the Hood 

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.
While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

Turds on the hood 

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."
Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!
Turds on the hood by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

put on the hood 

Verb: To be beaten up, beaten down or beaten in. Used as an initiation to join a street gang.
Eric: I want to be in with your group.
Leader: Are you ready to get "put on the hood."
put on the hood by Gohan Barracuda January 18, 2017

Hood on the Chicken 

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Hood on the Chicken by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

keep the hood on lock 

a movement that will keep ur hood safe from drama the cops pretty much any thing. can be done by crossing ones arms and placing the opposite hand on the opposite shoulder and alligning ur elbows perfectly. then moving ur locked arms up and down or side to side.
the cops keep rollin through our hood and we cant blaze up some chronic.

ohh just keep the hood on lock
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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