On the hood? 

Ebonics for "Really?" or "For Real?" Often used in times of hood calamity.

"Oh shit, cuh, mah boy on ninf just got blasted!"

"Oh shit! On the hood?"

"Yeah mothafucka get yo gat les go!"

On the hood? by Frozay October 21, 2011

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Banana on the Hood 

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.

While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

Banana on the Hood by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011

Turds on the hood 

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

Turds on the hood by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

put on the hood 

Verb: To be beaten up, beaten down or beaten in. Used as an initiation to join a street gang.

Eric: I want to be in with your group.
Leader: Are you ready to get "put on the hood."

put on the hood by Gohan Barracuda January 18, 2017

Hood on the Chicken 

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

Hood on the Chicken by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

keep the hood on lock 

a movement that will keep ur hood safe from drama the cops pretty much any thing. can be done by crossing ones arms and placing the opposite hand on the opposite shoulder and alligning ur elbows perfectly. then moving ur locked arms up and down or side to side.

the cops keep rollin through our hood and we cant blaze up some chronic.

ohh just keep the hood on lock

keep the hood on lock by N Double C October 9, 2008