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easy on the eye 

His daughter was easy on the eye but his sister was not much to look at.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

BE TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE TARGET OR GOAL
"Study hard for your exam, keep your eye on the sparrow.

Eye on the Highway 

A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

Eye on the Prize 

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.
His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.

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