on the bitch
used to describe someone who is in an elevated state of panic, usually complaining about the actions of others.
on the bitch by projectaristotle August 14, 2008
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Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch
Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch by MaxMMM September 25, 2009
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shit on the bitch
Idiom; American vernacular, likely of Texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. The Cognitive Dissonance of a Redneck. Most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. May also be used as a prescription to said problem.
"Sometimes you gotta just shit on the bitch"
"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"
"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"
"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
shit on the bitch by ubernym July 22, 2015
bitch on the rag
bitch on the rag by Jarrett Q August 8, 2006
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
The biggest BITCH on Earth
The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
The biggest BITCH on Earth by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019
shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!
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