projectaristotle's definitions

pimpcorn

the result of pimping your popcorn with additional toppings, typically at the theatre or in a stadium.

Billy sprinkled sour cream & onion seasoning on his pimpcorn before heading into the theatre.

by projectaristotle June 25, 2008

there are four lights

the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.

comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Increased military spending..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

by projectaristotle August 29, 2012

airport refugee

A person who is stuck in an airport overnight due to flight cancellation and having nowhere to go.

All flights to Burbank were cancelled, so I ended up an airport refugee until the following day.

by projectaristotle April 6, 2011

adventure pants

any pair of pants specifically designed for outdoor activities, such as hiking, trekking, camping, etc... usually available at recreational supply stores.

We're hiking Mt. Whitney tomorrow! Don't forget your adventure pants!

by projectaristotle July 7, 2011

plot tease

describes a cliffhanger ending to a television season. usually used by television shows in their initial season to ensure a second season is made.

man, i just saw the season finale of 'fringe' and it was a total plot tease.

by projectaristotle May 14, 2009

tv outcast

noun. a person who hasn't seen any episodes of a hit television series, who becomes an outcast in social and work situations since they cannot comment and the others do not want to spoil it.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Joseph?
Person 2: He's a tv outcast today since he didn't see the Breaking Bad finale last night.

by projectaristotle October 1, 2013

Walter Reed

of or relating to a poorly maintained and highly questionable domicile.

"I just checked into the Motel Ramahilton, and it's like Walter Reed in this bitch..."

by projectaristotle March 31, 2007