11 definitions by projectaristotle
n. slang term for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage when consumed in office settings. office fuel is consumed in massive quantities when readily available, and subsequent servings are referred to as refueling.
The first person to arrive at work prepares the office fuel for everyone else.
Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.
Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.
by projectaristotle August 14, 2009
describes a cliffhanger ending to a television season. usually used by television shows in their initial season to ensure a second season is made.
by projectaristotle May 14, 2009
noun. a person who hasn't seen any episodes of a hit television series, who becomes an outcast in social and work situations since they cannot comment and the others do not want to spoil it.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Joseph?
Person 2: He's a tv outcast today since he didn't see the Breaking Bad finale last night.
Person 2: He's a tv outcast today since he didn't see the Breaking Bad finale last night.
by projectaristotle September 30, 2013
by projectaristotle March 26, 2007
the result of pimping your popcorn with additional toppings, typically at the theatre or in a stadium.
by projectaristotle June 25, 2008
verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.
did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?
i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.
i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.
by projectaristotle May 13, 2011
the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.
comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.
comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Increased military spending..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Increased military spending..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
by projectaristotle August 29, 2012