On the stick 

Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.

My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.

On the stick by Jollyer August 17, 2016

One on the Stick 

Train driver talk. The stick refers to the signal whilst the “one” means This signal is orange and the next one will be red.

Offsider: one on the stick there, driver!
Driver: I’ve been driving for 35 years, I don’t need some boy driver telling me “one on the stick”.
Also Driver: Back in the day, we used to just reverse back behind the signals if we went past the red.

One on the Stick by Buff man Mossy May 17, 2023

Dough on the Stick 

Wrapping dough onto your penis, putting it in an oven, and then getting someone to eat the dough off of your cock

My favourite food is Dough on the Stick

Dough on the Stick by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024

scrunchie on the gear stick 

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

scrunchie on the gear stick by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

Keep your stick on the ice 

The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).

Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.

The meaning is twofold:

First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).

Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.

1.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.

Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.

2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.

Keep your stick on the ice by cash13 July 29, 2011

stick on the ball 

To get one's ass in gear; take action

I've been putting off this project for too long now, I need to get my stick on the ball and get it done.

stick on the ball by hypenazer May 27, 2006

Cheese stick on the roof 

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

Cheese stick on the roof by Gadal613 June 15, 2018