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on a friday

the old name of Radiohead before they were.
oh we should call our band on a friday.
on a friday by missvelika July 13, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"

like your mom on a friday night 

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off
A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

Feel Me Up on a Friday 

The occasional motorboat sesh or whatever guyy while watching the good old movie in the basement (rat cave) or mr leons wired basement.

OR

A weak football block referred by one Jimbo Anderson.
Ray: Call me crazy...but I wanna kiss you right now JL

Dane: Yo GUYYY just feel her up on a friday.

orrrr

Jimbo: What the fuck was that block a feel me up on a friday Mainella?

Dane: Nah coach go drink another brewwww guyyyy
Feel Me Up on a Friday by YOOGUY January 13, 2011

getting freaky on a friday night yeah 

ayy you playing that friday night funkin game?
dude: getting freaky on a Friday night yeah
other dude: stop playing fnf its not good for you

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)
Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

Hangliding On A Friday 

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.
"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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