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Skrt skrt on who Heeseung and giselle 🧐
It’s a group of people who talk about everything and laugh about everything sometimes they will talk about serious things but mostly abt fun things. They talk almost everyday.
Skrt skrt on who Heeseung and giselle 🧐 by Dearmisow December 26, 2021
Depends on who you ask.
The response you get when you ask someone is they're single. Typically what this means is that they sleep around a lot but don't want to say they do.
"Erin thinks she's so smart when she said it depends on who you ask. Everyone knows she's a whore."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
Depends on who you ask. by Danny Rand September 7, 2018
who on dat bus
who on dat bus by Georgw April 5, 2011
Who on earth cares?
When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
Who on earth cares? by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
Who's on first?
Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.
In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."
"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."
"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
Who's on first? by AJ Molina February 23, 2009
Who's on deck?
Who's on deck? by Bat woman August 26, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026