omxines

omxines is a very cool person, although they are also on thin ice

person 1: who’s that?
person 2: that’s omxines, the person who posts the questionable tiktoks and loves chris evans!

omxines by anonymous August 13, 2021

Omninescience 

seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one's environment; EXTREME lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die...)

You're dumb, get over it. EMBRACE your Omninescience...

Omninescience by Shadowulf1 August 28, 2010

Omninescent 

(Omnen nensent)

Is the dramatic irony of knowing someone is alive at that moment and is going to die later (any given time) and also knowing exactly how.

Example: A film takes place next month (April 20) and the main character dies by natural causes. But for you in your time (March 20), that didn’t happen yet.

Person 1: What are you thinking?
You: I’m having omninescent thoughts.
Person 1: About what?
You: About the movie we just saw, I can’t stop thinking that at this exact moment, he’s alive.
Person 1: Yea, and?
You: If I teleported there right now, I could tell him about what’s going to happen and how he’s gonna die.

Omninescent by thesonon March 27, 2019