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Omninescent 

(Omnen nensent)

Is the dramatic irony of knowing someone is alive at that moment and is going to die later (any given time) and also knowing exactly how.

Example: A film takes place next month (April 20) and the main character dies by natural causes. But for you in your time (March 20), that didn’t happen yet.
Person 1: What are you thinking?
You: I’m having omninescent thoughts.
Person 1: About what?
You: About the movie we just saw, I can’t stop thinking that at this exact moment, he’s alive.
Person 1: Yea, and?
You: If I teleported there right now, I could tell him about what’s going to happen and how he’s gonna die.
Omninescent by thesonon March 27, 2019
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Omninescience 

seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one's environment; EXTREME lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die...)
You're dumb, get over it. EMBRACE your Omninescience...
Omninescience by Shadowulf1 August 28, 2010

Omniscent 

The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.

Coined here: http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/coined.php
Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent."
Atheist: "You forgot Omniscent."
Omniscent by voodooKobra February 11, 2009

omniscenthinking 

Conceit of the thoughts of all cognizant entities
In a situation of omniscenthinking, the omnithinking entity is able to divulge a harmonious and complete unity and acceptability of dynamic uniquity through the understanding of each individuals seperate and indistinguishable cognizence.
omniscenthinking by Didisayorthinkit December 26, 2009

OMNIDESSENT

All knowing and powerful a product of dessendant.
This is my daughter Omnidessent
OMNIDESSENT by ALLRISE August 9, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026