Omninescent

(Omnen nensent)

Is the dramatic irony of knowing someone is alive at that moment and is going to die later (any given time) and also knowing exactly how.

Example: A film takes place next month (April 20) and the main character dies by natural causes. But for you in your time (March 20), that didn’t happen yet.

Person 1: What are you thinking?
You: I’m having omninescent thoughts.
Person 1: About what?
You: About the movie we just saw, I can’t stop thinking that at this exact moment, he’s alive.
Person 1: Yea, and?
You: If I teleported there right now, I could tell him about what’s going to happen and how he’s gonna die.

by thesonon March 27, 2019

Omninescience

seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one's environment; EXTREME lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die...)

You're dumb, get over it. EMBRACE your Omninescience...

by Shadowulf1 August 28, 2010

Omniscent

The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.

Coined here: http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/coined.php

Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent."
Atheist: "You forgot Omniscent."

by voodooKobra February 11, 2009

omniscenthinking

Conceit of the thoughts of all cognizant entities

In a situation of omniscenthinking, the omnithinking entity is able to divulge a harmonious and complete unity and acceptability of dynamic uniquity through the understanding of each individuals seperate and indistinguishable cognizence.

by Didisayorthinkit December 26, 2009

OMNIDESSENT

All knowing and powerful a product of dessendant.

This is my daughter Omnidessent

by ALLRISE August 9, 2021