Omninescience 

seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one's environment; EXTREME lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die...)

You're dumb, get over it. EMBRACE your Omninescience...

Omninescience by Shadowulf1 August 28, 2010

OMNISCIENCE 

Omnis all scientia knowledge Latin OMNI-SCIENCE Knowing all = infinite intelligence

A being of omniscience knows all.

OMNISCIENCE by EGMAG January 10, 2008

Schrödinger's Omniscience

n.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.

As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.

Schrödinger's Omniscience by Hideous Monster November 29, 2007

Irish-Omniscience 

An extreme version of the concept of the "Unwritten Rule", in this case for the Irish people but can apply for community. Irish Omniscience is when a foreigner doesn't know something that all Irish people some how know from birth through a commonly shared telepathy and/or social ques.

~Foreigner: So where is the bus stop?
~Irish Person: It's that tree over there, sher.
~Foreigner: How was I meant to find that out?
~Irish Person: Ah, sher, You just know.
~Foreigner: So it's Irish-Omniscience.
~Irish Person: It is, now.

Irish-Omniscience by The Lumzz May 28, 2017

omniscience professor 

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.

At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.

omniscience professor by Bad C dev February 21, 2022