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A person who likes to take large vegetables up the ass.
Where is omnie with the carrots?
omnie by VeggieMan June 2, 2003
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Omni-man 

Why did you make me write this? You’re reading so that you can see every other definition for Omni-man die! Think Reader! This’ll outlast every fragile insignificant definition on this site. You’ll live to see these explanations be forgotten to dust and blow away! Every other one you read now will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?
I love Omni-man, too bad you made me write this definition for him.
Omni-man by Nobody's Business May 15, 2021
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A person known to play video games on any platform, given the games are good.
Bloke 1:
"I hate these PC Master Race twats."

Bloke 2: "Yeah man, I don't discriminate, Omnigamer for the win."
Omnigamer by Rotaiva March 16, 2015

Omnicropian 

An all-cropping being.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Sarah's instagram pictures?
Guy 2: Nah, why?
Guy 1: She's such an omnicropian!
Omnicropian by Quit has Swag April 1, 2015

Omni middle school 

A bunch of rich kids that want to be ghetto so they flex their 20 dollar chains from zumiez.
Dude the Omni middle school kids are so funny! They don’t know what real life/ ghetto is. They think ghetto is holding a juul and buying merchandise from zumiez .

Omnigamous 

An ancient Royal type of Collective Marriage between the King, the Queen and All Willing participants amongst the Kingdom's citizenry whereas all males IN the King's Covenant became One AS King just the same as all females IN the Queen's Covenant became One AS Queen together All United in Holy Matrimony for the Safety, Protection, Upkeep & Expansion of the Kingdom, the Throne and all of the people aka the Children of the Kingdom aka the EmperiaL Family aka the Empire Builders.
It's a modern trend for Conscious Brothas to seek to Build Omnigamous relationships after graduating from successful polygamous relationships that themselves came from successful monogamous ones.
Omnigamous by KingRighteous February 14, 2019

the omie effect

A magic ability that allows the person who wields it to get practically any female he wants. Women can't help but fall and go crazy for the person who is in possession of this special power. Made popular by a teenager named Omir in 2008 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas.
"Wow. That gorgeous sorority girl is all about Omie tonight!"

"Well what ya expect? This phenomenon is called The Omie Effect!"
the omie effect by BBCKRS-1 December 22, 2013
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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