Olsentwins 

To refer to your testicles when they are pasty white, cute, and full of useless seamen.

Me: how's it going James?
James: oh not bad. It happened again though.
Me: You slam the cabinet door on the Olsentwins again?
James:...yeah... only Ashley survived
Me: She was more my type anyways.

Olsentwins by Burritobaby April 2, 2015

Olsen Twins 

The most sought after porn in the world. The modern day perverts holy grail.

"Olsen twin porn"

Olsen Twins by Dr Mark Doran the Third January 12, 2003

olsen twins 

twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$

fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.

present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

Isn't it odd that John Stamos (uncle Jesse) seperated with his model wife Rebecca Romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?...

olsen twins by alwrfkelkfmbqwerqsmfglsdfld June 6, 2004

olsen twins 

One horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two objects while still remaining the weight of one person.

1)One of the Olsen Twins should just eat the other one. Then they might look normal.
2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.

olsen twins by PhillyLove831 April 9, 2006

Olsen Twins 

1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.

The Olsen Twins became billionaires for being twins.

Olsen Twins by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005

olsen twins 

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.

The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?

olsen twins by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004

Olsen twins 

The Olsen twins are the twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. As babies they were took to audition for 'Full House', and they got the role because "they were the only ones who didn't cry". When 'Full House' finished, they had a line of really bad movies and were merchandised to the brim, as they had a massive fan-base. Up until they were 18 they had a squeeky clean image. Then they started doing drugs (allegedly) and become anorexic (Mary-Kate at least). Now, they seem to have vanished off the face of the Earth. You don't see the anymore. They are both focusing on fashion now (fashion book, fashion lines etc) and Mary-Kate has had a few roles in the likes of 'Samantha Who?' and 'Weeds'.

(Mary-Kate and Ashley) (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) (Olsen Twins)

Olsen twins by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 6, 2009