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bootyologist 

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
bootyologist by taoteqingren November 18, 2005

bootycologist 

The profession of understanding the anatomy and philosophy of the nice juicy round peachy booty of Judith's
Call me Dr bootycologist lemme inspect your booty sugga
bootycologist by Bootycologist June 29, 2014

bootyologist 

One who is engaged in the study of (female) booty; esp. research of theghetto booty, ba-donka-donk, or bubble-butt classes of booty.
Eric went to school to become a zoologist; he likes fucking in the barnyard. Lil' Bobby studies the chronic; he is an herbologist. I am proficient in all matters dealing with the female ass. I am a bootyologist. I know a fine ass when I see one!
bootyologist by starecases October 4, 2004

Bootyologist 

In Texas Hold 'em, having a Jack Queen in your pocket. Named after Jacquese of the recent season of Real World, the self-proclaimed bootyologist who, in fact, did not get anywhere near any bootys.
In the showdown between the Ayatollah and the Fan's Least Favorite, the former would likely take down the latter's pocket rockets catching a runner-runner two pair with his bootyologist.
Bootyologist by Noam Bleiweiss April 5, 2005

bootyologist 

The study of ass; study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.
"Man, I know booty 'cause I'm a bootyologist, cuz!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026