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oley, pa 

Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.
Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.
oley, pa by SRTAEYPN August 11, 2016

oley valley high school 

a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.
Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.

oley valley hs 

a shitty small school in the middle of nowhere, most of the kids who go there are thots, farmers, and douches. most of the people there don’t wanna be there, especially because of the terrible administration and awful lunch
:did you here about what happened at oley valley hs?
:never heard of it

oley valley middle school 

a school full of farmers, thots, fboys, and boys obsessed with trucks. If you go to Oley you’ll kiss before your 15.

smoley oley 

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey
Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

bum-oley 

your BUTT hole; ur anus; ur asshole; ur poop chute; ur present factory; the shit pitt
like when you take a dump; the hole from which is comes out
bum-oley by Monkeypogo March 8, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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