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The new and improved way of saying aging but rather saying that you are getting old, therefore, olding.
Why do you keep creating new words as if you were the dictionary? Well, I'm olding and there is only one thing left to do with my time.
olding by Bubalooh May 11, 2020
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A smelly wet fart that you have to check your pants for.
Oh shit i just olding'd myself.
Hows mum gunna get this olding out of my pants.
Olding by Oh Hallo Roy! May 3, 2009
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Starting to show minor signs of aging. Like someone who isn't bald might be balding, someone who isn't yet old may be olding.
"Jim yelled at some kids who were playing on his driveway."
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"
olding by satori87 May 14, 2009

Olding Off 

When an old launches into a diatribe about kids these days
My neighbor started olding off at me about my new nose ring
Olding Off by mistakenews July 4, 2022

Olinguito 

Something hiding in plain sight (the olinguito is a mammal that was misidentified as an olingo for over 100 years, even though it was in museums and zoos around the world)
With a baseball cap, shades, and 5 o’oclock shadow, he could easily olinguito around the old neighborhood.

Shit, I didn’t even see her standing there. She went all olinguito on me!
Olinguito by rozi August 21, 2013
To go in to the abandoned buildings on and around CSUMB
Hey bitch why don't you man up and go Ording with us
Ording by J-Face September 27, 2007

Thomas Olinger 

A person who is all talk and is a huge pussy and is all talk on the internet...
Can you believe this guy hes acting just like a thomas olinger
Thomas Olinger by Thomas Olinger December 13, 2019
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