Oldfag

An Oldfag (also known as Elitist Asshole) is a user of an online community who has been with the community a considerable amount of time and won't shut up about it. Much like the old men that hang out in front of the liquor store, Oldfags harp on and on about the good old days and how things used to be. Oldfags generally consider themselves better than everyone one else, sometimes even people outside the community, because we all know being a member of Newgrounds or Deviantart for six years makes you a winner in the real world. Some Oldfags become even more Oldfaggy by harassing noobs if they dare to speak. It is possible to be a helpful senior member without being an Oldfag.

The opposite of an Oldfag is a Newfag, both terms are used on imageboards like 4chan.

I would have asked for help with the frames problem, but the only ones who know anything are oldfags.

Oldfag by Waru December 26, 2007

oldfag

A term used on imageboards and forums to describe users and members who have been there from the start.

With regards to /b/, they're the only reason /b/ existed long enough for the newfags to ruin it. We don't want to explain memes to you or guide you away from the trolls. If you don't want to be called a newfag, then sit back idly until you're accustomed to our way of life. Then, an hero.

NF: /b/oxxy is our queen.

OF: Sage. Right fucking now.

NF: Stfu oldfag!

OF: ...Nigger.

oldfag by pseudonon September 23, 2009

Oldmageddon 

The end of the world as a result of Baby Boomers reaching senior status and destroying society due to a failure to realize their increasing inability to properly function in many ways; like driving a car, for instance.

Oldmageddon surfaces every time an old person gets confused and drives their car into a crowded market or off a cliff.

Oldmageddon by BVick February 4, 2010

Oldfail 

An individual so set in deprecate ideologies that they confuse production, which is construction of goods and associated material loss for each unit, and comparison, which may consist of matching bits of information and the associated zero necessary loss of material.

Man, I can't believe Sarcozy is trying to police the internet! What an oldfail!

Oldfail by jettaknight86 June 15, 2011

Oldfags

Oldfags are the cause of 50% of the cancer that is killing 4chan.

They wouldn't stop bitching about the newfags and the "cancer".

What they do best is cry about how good /b/ was.

Oldfag 1: Damn those newfags ruining the lulz we were having on /b/.

Oldfag 2: Ruining? /b/ was always /b/ullshit!

...Oldfags...

Oldfags by Iraepedyourmomlol May 13, 2009

Oldbaggery 

When a member of the older generations nags/harasses younger people for doing things that while quite common nowadays people might have been picked on for .. 30 years ago. This includes but is not limited to flat brim hats and the way they are worn, baggy or loose clothing, using new age vocabulary, dropping the g, etc. People that exhibit this usually have grey hair and almost always have mustaches.

Mr. Brown has a severe case of oldbaggery.

Oldbaggery by an intern July 28, 2009

oldfogeyism 

An alleged statement of truth. But instead it is something old fogeys (stuck in the past and head buried in the sand) believe to be a truism. A falsehood. A nonsense statement based on an old way of thinking.

It's an oldfogeyism that Facebook leads to an inability to communicate in the real world.

oldfogeyism by fetsiboomsticks August 5, 2009