Oldfarticise
Oldfarticis: "The act of creating, renovating, or adapting, a place, item, or anything in general to make it safe, comfortable, and suitable for use by the aged mostly of the male sex."
Last November approaching my 79th birthday, I started the renovation of my condo with the express purpose of being able to age/die in place. It suddenly occurred to me, as an old fart, that that was, indeed, what I was doing oldfarticising my dwelling to make it comfortable and safe for me in my old age. And that is how i explained to my contractor, friends, and family in person, on Facerbook or via email what I was doing.
Last November approaching my 79th birthday, I started the renovation of my condo with the express purpose of being able to age/die in place. It suddenly occurred to me, as an old fart, that that was, indeed, what I was doing oldfarticising my dwelling to make it comfortable and safe for me in my old age. And that is how i explained to my contractor, friends, and family in person, on Facerbook or via email what I was doing.
Oldfarticise: My older brother, having often maintained that he would never enter an assisted living facilities, decided instead to olfarticise his apartment, thus allowing him to both age and die in place.
Oldfarticise by Lavd46 February 26, 2026
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