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OldFacs is an autonomous region of Homolandia mostly inhabited by ethic debils. There is a large Serbian minority, making up about of the area's population. The region is famous for its high rate of mental illness, governors who are allergic to discord pings and law aimed at discriminating against the Arab minority. Notable people from the region include Ahmed the Goat Rapist, Ahmed the Goat Rapist, Debil Synth and Ahmed the Goat Rapist.
"I'm going to visit OldFacs this summer, hopefully I don't get stabbed"
OldFacs by Serbo Serbovich June 4, 2021
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Oldfags are the cause of 50% of the cancer that is killing 4chan.

They wouldn't stop bitching about the newfags and the "cancer".

What they do best is cry about how good /b/ was.
Oldfag 1: Damn those newfags ruining the lulz we were having on /b/.

Oldfag 2: Ruining? /b/ was always /b/ullshit!

...Oldfags...
Oldfags by Iraepedyourmomlol May 13, 2009
an agressive old fart
my neighbors are turning into oldfashes: they gather on the back yard eating porridge and singing Marlen Dietrich songs.
oldfash by Juja_ju January 11, 2016

OLDFASHION 

Excessive masturbation using the shampoo brand called head and shoulders which causes the skin to peel off.
Man I oldfashion my peen like a banana
OLDFASHION by engingneir May 3, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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