Older men

Dating is difficult. Let’s face it. Finding someone who is compatible, has some emotional maturity and who can be a life partner you can count on is a struggle. Some of us are old souls and mesh well with those who are a little bit older and wiser. And this puts you right in the bucket to consider dating an older man. There can be an allure that comes with dating someone older. But, there is a bunch of other stuff to consider too.
Dating an older man who is more mature and who has a high level of self-awareness of who they are as a person can shift your world in some pretty unique ways. It’s not that an older man is necessarily better. It’s just that being with an older man can equate to teaching you about real-life experiences because they have usually been there done that, offer you unique perspectives on what may appear to be obstacles in your life, and they are living proof of these experiences. And this can feel very different versus dating someone your own age or younger.

I prefer Older men ooops

Older men by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

Older Men

1. Usually someone that is older and is a man, or is a shmuck.

2. Sometimes people who like to say it slowly, and need to repeat what they say.

1. That guy is olde; He's got an olde ball sack. older men

2. What was that, could you repeat it, YOU <!--removed by scanning subsystem-->ING OLDER MAN!!!!!

Older Men by mp36 October 1, 2007

oldermenitis 

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

oldermenitis by kneazley August 7, 2008

oldermensexual 

a weird thing people on tiktok like. especially people over 40.

no its not cute its weird jane please save me.

user1: "he is so hot.... damn hes 43 and has a wife and kids i wish i was born earlier."
user2: "you may be oldermensexual!"
user1: "i may be what?"

oldermensexual by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024

order off the kids' menu 

v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.

essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.

order off the kids' menu by VRB October 27, 2005

No need to order all the burgers on the menu 

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023