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A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?
1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
old creep by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021
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Creepy old men 

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.
Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.
Creepy old men by weirdworld November 22, 2010

Creepy old dude 

Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.
"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"
Creepy old dude by HCUser October 28, 2006

creepy old guy 

The future winner of the 2020 American election.
Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?
creepy old guy by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Some Creepy Old Dude 

Legend.

Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.

Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.

Creepy Old European Men 

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler

Creepy crusty dusty old man 

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!