Dumb_Bass's definitions

home of sexual

Where all the gays live.

No, I can't give you the key to the home of sexual. I'm bi! They only let me stay in the garage.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

r/unpopularopinion

A sub-reddit for popular opinions.

r/unpopularopinion? What a blatant lie!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

creepy old guy

The future winner of the 2020 American election.

Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Building

Something that tells you not to be racist.

Stan: Don't be racist, I am a building
And I’ve got news for you
Hey there Steven
Blacks and whites are even
How would you feel if the joke was on you
Blacks, whites, Indians and Spanish
They all came from the sea
We all have to share the same world
Trixie won't you sing with me
Trixie: Hey Stan
Stan: Hey there Trixie
Trixie: What you singing about?
Stan: Oh not much, just skyscraper stuff, like racism
Trixie and Stan: Don't be racist, we both are buildings
Listen to what we mean
Love one another
Sisters and brothers
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams

*wink*

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Animalism

Communism, but with animals.
The original commandments are:
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

Old Major is the founder of animalism

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020