Dumb_Bass's definitions

Ben

A hoe.

Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Coronation

When someone gets infected with the coronavirus.

Dave: Did you hear that Johnny got the coronavirus?
Jen: Yeah, man. I called that poor sucker and he told me about his coronation.

by Dumb_Bass March 26, 2020

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Sneak King

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.

Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

LEQ

A long essay question assigned to A.P. students. It's a legal torture device that destroys the sanity of young Americans and Canadians. If you have an I.Q. under 200, it'll make you feel like an idiot. However, it pales in comparison to the dreaded DBQ.

Timmy: I have to complete an LEQ for A.P. World History.
Jeff: Good luck. You're gonna need it.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Justice

A mall store where zoomer tween girls went to buy glittery shirts and drain their parents' wallets during the early 2010s. Justice stores have been closing down in the last couple years.

Katelyn: I want to go to Justice!
Her Mom: We just went there last week. We can go again after pay day.
Katelyn: I want to go to Justice!!!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020