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Haggard Old Badger 

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

old bagger 

Wow!! He has some big old baggers
old bagger by SaggyMaggers November 5, 2015

Old dirty badger

When you are doing the narstie with a black girl on the bottom, white man on top of her and finally a black girl pegging the white man
Sorry Yawar I know you were talking to her but she said that me and my girl could do the old dirty badger with her it was an offer we couldn’t refuse.

Oldbaggery 

When a member of the older generations nags/harasses younger people for doing things that while quite common nowadays people might have been picked on for .. 30 years ago. This includes but is not limited to flat brim hats and the way they are worn, baggy or loose clothing, using new age vocabulary, dropping the g, etc. People that exhibit this usually have grey hair and almost always have mustaches.
Mr. Brown has a severe case of oldbaggery.
Oldbaggery by an intern July 28, 2009

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026