okinowa

a bitchin time or event

wow, that party was such an okinowa!
totally, the best of okinowas

okinowa by Jennie<3 May 12, 2014

Okinawa

An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?

It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.

Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.

Okinawa by kmgk June 27, 2020

Okinawa Sunburn 

Bloody cum shot

A man cums on a woman's face, but it's not cum, it's blood...

Okinawa Sunburn

Okinawa Sunburn by CookieBagels June 22, 2013

Okinawa-Soba 

Too drunk to drive home but sober enough to call a daiko.

"I may be drunk by your standards but I'm Okinawa-Soba.

Okinawa-Soba by The Goya May 6, 2019

Okinawa Drop 

A sexual act involving two partners (male and/or female), in which an extra, tiny Japanese man is added to the mix. One partner lays on a flat surface while the other grabs the tiny Japanese man by the ankles, and slams him repeatedly onto the other partner, much like laying out a blanket for a picnic.

Sally said she wasn't getting enough excitement in her love life, so I called up my buddy, Ken, and we gave her the old Okinawa Drop.

Okinawa Drop by Bip Bip Daniels July 19, 2010

Okinawa

An island south of Japan, and east of China.

Possibly most famous for its part in the history of modern oriental martial arts, where it was home of the main transitional phase between kung fu and karate, spawning several popular martial arts of its own.

Mr. Miyagi from the film "The Karate Kid" was Okinawan

Okinawa by Someone March 23, 2005

Okinawan Sunrise 

An advanced bedroom maneuver requiring exceptional planning, superhuman timing, and great aim. First, one must engage in Coitus. When completion is being neared, one must rip out and quickly ejaculate on their sexual partner’s eyes. Then, they must rinse the semen off with battery acid, which will have been strategically stored beforehand. To finish, a quick urinary rinse, to neutralize the acid.

Greg: “Man, I heard Becky got an Okinawan Sunrise.”

Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”

Okinawan Sunrise by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021