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Okinawa
An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?
It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.
It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.
Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.
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Okinawa Drop
A sexual act involving two partners (male and/or female), in which an extra, tiny Japanese man is added to the mix. One partner lays on a flat surface while the other grabs the tiny Japanese man by the ankles, and slams him repeatedly onto the other partner, much like laying out a blanket for a picnic.
Sally said she wasn't getting enough excitement in her love life, so I called up my buddy, Ken, and we gave her the old Okinawa Drop.
Okinawa Drop by Bip Bip Daniels July 19, 2010
Okinawan Sunrise
An advanced bedroom maneuver requiring exceptional planning, superhuman timing, and great aim. First, one must engage in Coitus. When completion is being neared, one must rip out and quickly ejaculate on their sexual partner’s eyes. Then, they must rinse the semen off with battery acid, which will have been strategically stored beforehand. To finish, a quick urinary rinse, to neutralize the acid.
Greg: “Man, I heard Becky got an Okinawan Sunrise.”
Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”
Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”
Okinawan Sunrise by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021