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Oikmo (plural "Oikmos") refers to an idiot or douchebag who metaphorically kicks over people to be the highest on the podium.
An Oikmo is also an extremely Bisexual person.
"My best friend is such an Oikmo"
oikmo by YoMama1991 October 25, 2022
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Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022

Oakmont High School

A high school that must be trying really hard to win the "worst high school in America" award or some shit. If you have a son, I urgently advise you not to send him here. The girls that go to this school destroy lives. If you are a male, please consider going somewhere else. The minute you do something harmless that one of the girls doesn't like, she will go straight to the office and falsely accuse you of rape or something like that. Then when she does that everyone else turns on you and starts to call you a rapist/pedophile/sexual predator when you're still trying to figure out what the fuck it is that you did. The most common element of this scenario is when the beta cuck white knight soy boy jocks come to her defense even though she's at fault only because they've been spending years trying to get inside her pants. Then once the office finds you innocent and sees that there's no evidence that this bimbo's accusation is true, she gets off scot free for lying and your reputation is damaged forever because the administrators see the world in the same man-hating liberal way that the students do. Welcome to Oakmont.
Joe: *breathes*
Oakmont slut: Are you fucking serious? This is unacceptable. I'm going to the office right now and reporting you for that.
Joe: All I did was breathe.
Mike: Sorry bro, you're at Oakmont High School.
Oakmont High School by 3e4943e October 5, 2019

oikophobia 

Xenophobia is fear of the alien; oikophobia is fear of the familiar: "the disposition, in any conflict, to side with 'them' against 'us', and the felt need to denigrate the customs, culture and institutions that are identifiably 'ours.' " British philosopher Roger Scruton
Left-leaning Americans often are driven by conscious and subconscious oikophobia.
oikophobia by Ivanchuk August 28, 2010

Oakmont highschool

A school filled with girls who have no respect for themselves, crack head guys, and swim coaches who will fuck your mom. Oakmont is known for their fire alarms going off because freshmen vaping in the bathroom and Pedophile administrators
Girl: hey do u go to oakmont?
Boy: yeah oakmont highschool is filled with crack heads and sex freaks
Greek. An expression of distress, fear or disgust. "Woe is me".
Oimoi, that guy's an idiot.
Oimoi by Oratory August 26, 2009

Oimoiokatalichiphobia

the fear of rhyming unintentionally.

Imagine a social situation. I remark upon something, and it happens to rhyme – the contents of whatever I said is treated as trivial and very much ignored: all my fellows hear is that I rhymed, at which point they laugh and point this fact out. And what I said is never brought up again, because when everybody laughs, there's an excellent opportunity for people to change the subject. So what I said was rendered worthless!

From Greek Ομοιοκαταληξία - (the) rhyme, and -φοβία.
I said "there's not enough money for women, when it comes to swimmin'" and everybody laughed. Now I'll be full of oimoiokatalichiphobia next time I say something about the national female swimmers' team.
Oimoiokatalichiphobia by kewangjii December 17, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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