guy: hey dude, your car got pimped by xzibit or funkmaster flex
me: oh good
OR
guy: hey dude, your car was stolen
me: ugh, oh good
me: oh good
OR
guy: hey dude, your car was stolen
me: ugh, oh good
by seeen April 08, 2006

by Life is sheet,get to know this November 17, 2009

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.
by Aryana November 07, 2017

by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
by M/A February 12, 2006

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
by kmop August 13, 2009

This is what you tell the person next to you before walking away from someone who just said something completely ridiculous.
by Mojo Maniac August 07, 2008
