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1. A dick with an IQ lower than an old puddle of cum.

2. A backstabbing ginger who turns on his friends for a girl over 400 miles away.

3. A lazy, gluttonous dumbass who makes fun of your weight, and then becomes even fatter than you.

4. A constant reminder that this world is full of morons who need to be shot on the spot.
Jake is a dumbass if he thinks his dad will let him skip his nightly ass reeming so he can stay out later working the corners as a cock-hungry transexual whore dubbed "ass-gape ogborn"
Ogborn by Fretshred100 January 20, 2009
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The Shi Osborne 

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.
(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!

Osborn High School 

the ghettoest of ghettoest of ghettoest of all school of world
that bitch has 6 kids and she in the 10th grade of Osborn High School damm
Osborn High School by wing-zero1234 November 30, 2011

Brian Osborne 

Sucks at hitting the ball and still stuck at the plate

Stole Kap's girl and ain't gonna give her back
White with blonde hair and probably a nazi
Brian Osborne is banging Nicholas Kouniaris' dog Pumba
Brian Osborne by ThickLoliDragon March 25, 2019

Slimy Osborne 

Where you fuck your partner in the ass while they are asleep
If she won’t try anal wait til she’s asleep and try the slimy Osborne
Slimy Osborne by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020
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