offputtin

adjective to describe almost anything that causes displeasure to the speaker

gross ew ugh

"Hey did you see the surgery that they just performed?"
"Nah man, that stuff is offputtin."

by ididwellnotgood August 23, 2011

Carb offsetting

Rebranding of the word 'exercise', for the type of people that do that kind of thing. It's a 21st century mindset; not exercising to get fit or healthy like most other functioning humans but offsetting the shit lifestyle you already enjoy.

I'm walking to work instead of driving this week because I'm carb offsetting tonights 10 pints.

by Goooooodwithwerds January 22, 2020

outputting

To express one's feelings and emotions through a medium, or action

He is outputting his happiness through a guitar.

She is outputting her rage by cooking.

by Billy Thai December 31, 2008

Offtting

Someone or something that is more than offt and bumting so there offttingg

''OMG he is soo totally Offttingg babee''

by BabeiiiCakes'Ox May 3, 2009

OFFposting

the act of posting content about the game OFF by Mortis Ghost.

person A: did you hear about dailymayormingus?
person B: yeah, they committed the act of OFFposting today.

by that one peanutist March 16, 2022

bourbon offsetting

enduring a hangover

Carbon offsetting is one thing with that headaches of jetlag. However, since last night I've gotten to deal with bourbon offsetting which is a lot more horrible!

by 🅰️ December 5, 2025

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013