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off you'r 

the mispelled version of " off your " , usually done by arabic kids
Mohammed : get off you'r chair and git job you kess ommak
off you'r by Cyka blyat 123 February 23, 2020
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Sound off when you're done. 

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."
Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

You're off my fav 5 

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.
Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(
You're off my fav 5 by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009

You're off my Christmas card list 

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. 

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.
Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy 

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.
edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

quote by Paris Hilton
-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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