off the porch 

To be belligerently up at arms, ready or eager to fight, violently protective.

This expression originates from the southern United States where it is common for houses to have porches. To be "off the porch" means to be in your yard and looking for a fight with any and all tresspassers.

We off the porch ... that means if you walk in our yard, we gon' beat yo ass so bad yo momma won't recognize ya.
-Killa Mike

off the porch by enbob89 May 27, 2006

off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.

When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!

off the porch late by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011

jumped off the porch 

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

jumped off the porch by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Hopped off the porch

When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.

I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.

Hopped off the porch by Hopped off the porch March 1, 2020

Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.

I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.

Hopped off the porch by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021

Jumped Off The Porch 

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

Jumped Off The Porch by quackerflack April 22, 2021

Hosing off the back porch 

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

Hosing off the back porch by Huser February 3, 2007