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"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".
by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.
That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.
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by ScreaminChaos March 01, 2018
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Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
by youknowme... December 07, 2009
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When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law
i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
Okayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“
by Jimmy jones September 28, 2019
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A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time
Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !
by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019
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