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Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

rub off on 

( of personal qualities, behavior, opinions, etc) to become part of a person's character as a result of that person spending time with sb who has those qualities, etc:
My MF's hyperbolic constructions rub off on this head-man!
Lets hope some of John's good ideas rub off on all of us!
rub off on by Alex Greene July 28, 2009

Ran off on the plug 

To steal drugs from your drug dealer

run off on the plug 

A plug is a person who sells weed or other drugs. To run off on the plug means to run away from a drug dealer, with the product, without paying them the agreed upon amount. This is currently being done as a "fun prank" to video tape and post online, often backfiring and ending in disaster.
He tried to run off on the plug but then he tripped and got beat up instead.
run off on the plug by Sdps June 10, 2016

going off on one 

Idiom (UK), see go off on one. To launch into a rant or lengthy discussion about some pet subject.

Might be derived from "going off on a tangent", but has more of a connotation of annoyance.
Sorry for going off on one, but I really feel strongly about this.
going off on one by Cedders March 13, 2011

Off on one 

To behave in an extreme, inappropriate manner in response to provocation.
When he heard he just went 'off on one' and wouldnt stop ranting for several hours.
Off on one by terminal.eight March 14, 2006