Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009
When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 24, 2020
When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
Michael: Wow, this sandwich is delicious!
John: Really? No way!
Michael: Yeah, the panties comin off, off, uh.
John: Really? No way!
Michael: Yeah, the panties comin off, off, uh.
by TheOrangeOrange July 10, 2011
A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up
-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.
Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.
Ages 3 and up.
3 players and up
-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.
Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.
Ages 3 and up.
"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"
"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."
"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."
"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
by bodiddles March 30, 2015
Is originally a show from Fuse but is usually used as a way to explain an event thats so awesome it makes you want to take your pants off and dance to the occasion. Thus, "pants off dance off".
Example 1. PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!!
Example 2. Michael's concert is going to be a real pants off dance off.
Example 2. Michael's concert is going to be a real pants off dance off.
by Fun on a bun July 25, 2006
Has to be the coolest show on Fuse. Bunch of people who are obviously not easily embarrassed, dancing to music videos. Oh yeah, and in their underwear. haha. Then we get to vote for our favorite!
"Why did you want to be on 'Pants off dance off'?"
"Well, i can get jiggy with it, and I have like really cool moves."
^haha. The people are hysterical
"Well, i can get jiggy with it, and I have like really cool moves."
^haha. The people are hysterical
by Yeah I'm Cool June 28, 2006