off count
Slang derived from Cook county jail to refer to a Inmate that is not or no longer associated with a gang.
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off count • blast off country style • Get your dick off my counter • Turn off the power of large segments of the country • This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye! • Come take your contacts off • off • off the chain • off the hook • off tha hook
blast off country style
blast off country style by L. King May 23, 2006
Come take your contacts off
Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much
Come take your contacts off by Canibaljay April 19, 2010
Get your dick off my counter
When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Get your dick off my counter by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
Turn off the power of large segments of the country
You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...
Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."
Turn off the power of large segments of the country by Hym Iam April 3, 2025
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.