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The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.
"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

queen of peace 

1. A school in new jersey that strives so hard to be a prep school but fails in every way due to lackluster teachers, pothead and cokehead students. Plus faculty members that give detention for saying a certain facility within the school smells like pancakes.
Steve's trying way too hard...he has a queen of peace attitude
queen of peace by Spankster September 12, 2005

Prince of Peace 

Jesus Christ. Basileus Basileon. Rex. The Messiah. Fear the Lord. Love One Another.

As he loves us. John 3:16.
When the World hates you, remember, they hated The Prince of Peace first.

Prince of Peace 

Jesus Christ, the King of Kings.

Rex. Kyrie. Basileus Basileon.

When the World hates you, remember they hated him first. The Prince of Peace.
It takes a Prince of Peace to command us to Love One Another. John 3:16.

Tug-of-Peace 

Person 1: Hey, Person 2! Let's have a Tug-of-War!
Person 2: How about a Tug-of-Peace instead?
They begin jerking each other off.
Tug-of-Peace by Dawn Of Solace November 16, 2014

benefits of peace 

When someone plays Ajani, the Greathearted and gives everyone a +1/+1 and loyalty counter then screams "NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE"
benefits of peace by atr0sity August 3, 2020