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now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
come out of the closet
1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.
come out of the closet by Nick D November 17, 2003
come out of the stable
The term used when someone admits to watching the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" (abbreviated MLP:FiM)
Friend 1:Man, this really sucks
Friend 2: What's the matter
Friend 1: My little brother found out I watch MLP:FiM
Friend 2: Well, it was time for you to come out of the stable anyways
Friend 2: What's the matter
Friend 1: My little brother found out I watch MLP:FiM
Friend 2: Well, it was time for you to come out of the stable anyways
come out of the stable by thzpcs June 29, 2011
Come out of the closet
The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out
Come out of the closet by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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