6 definitions by Iliketrains12542468973743

Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.

Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 26, 2019

Homophobe

My friend

Me to friend”Listen I need to tell you something I’m gay”
Friend”Ok good for you”
Me”promise not to tell anyone”
Friend”Yep promise”

Next day

Friend B” I know something about you”
Me”WHO TF TOLD U?!?!?!?!?!”
Friend B”I can’t say”
Me thinks” FRIEND A!” Obvs not her real name but.....
Few days later
Friend B” Omg I’m so gay!”
Friend A” WT?
Friend B” I mean gay as in happy”
Friend A”oh few I hoped you weren’t the other gay”
Me”*over exaggerated cough
Friend A* takes no notice

Over time Friend A days lots of homophobic things right in front of me and now I don’t consider her a friend anymore she is considered a homophobe.
Btw if you haven’t guessed I’m lesbian! 🏳️ 🌈

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 16, 2019

Erin

A tall horrible annoying girl. She doesn’t care about other people’s opinions(basically she thinks her opinions are the best). She is extremely racist homophobic and jokes about you right in front of your face.

I had an Erin just like this in my class. I’m sorry to any other Erins I’m sure you’re a lovely person :)

by Iliketrains12542468973743 June 12, 2019

Come out of the closet

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out

I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet

by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019

Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea, THE HORROR! It can be described in three words
Flaming
Liquid
Shit

Diarrhoea, here it comes again!
My, my,
Just how fast it comes out!

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 5, 2019

Milk in first

What weirdos do

Friend: I pour the milk in first
Me: *gasps *struggles to breathe *dies XD

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 17, 2019