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Come out of the closet 

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out
I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet
A tall horrible annoying girl. She doesn’t care about other people’s opinions(basically she thinks her opinions are the best). She is extremely racist homophobic and jokes about you right in front of your face.
I had an Erin just like this in my class. I’m sorry to any other Erins I’m sure you’re a lovely person :)

Coming out of the closet 

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.

Milk in first 

What weirdos do
Friend: I pour the milk in first
Me: *gasps *struggles to breathe *dies XD
Me to friend”Listen I need to tell you something I’m gay”
Friend”Ok good for you
Me”promise not to tell anyone”
Friend”Yep promise”

Next day

Friend B” I know something about you”
Me”WHO TF TOLD U?!?!?!?!?!”
Friend B”I can’t say”
Me thinks” FRIEND A!” Obvs not her real name but.....
Few days later
Friend B” Omg I’m so gay!”
Friend A” WT?
Friend B” I mean gay as in happy”
Friend A”oh few I hoped you weren’t the other gay”
Me”*over exaggerated cough
Friend A* takes no notice

Over time Friend A days lots of homophobic things right in front of me and now I don’t consider her a friend anymore she is considered a homophobe.
Btw if you haven’t guessed I’m lesbian! 🏳️ 🌈

Diarrhoea 

Diarrhoea, THE HORROR! It can be described in three words
Flaming
Liquid
Shit
Diarrhoea, here it comes again!
My, my,
Just how fast it comes out!