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Odd job
Odd job by Johnny 6987 August 30, 2022
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Odd-Job artist • odd job bob a job bob • Oddjob • Oddjobbing • oddjob pink pwny • Odd • Odd Bod • odd fellow • odd bloke • odd-even
Odd-Job artist
Odd-Job artist by Do-It-All Gurl August 25, 2011
odd job bob a job bob
an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.
Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.
odd job bob a job bob by MJ October 26, 2003
Odd Jobs
People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs
Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs
Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
Odd Jobs by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023
Oddjob
Oddjob by UrbaneDictionary May 3, 2003
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