MJ's definitions

ishu

an ounce of yayo n tha south

hes dealin by the ishu

by MJ April 7, 2005

mj

a girl from new jersey who has the sexiest wife coughrachelcough who lives in arizona!

mj loves rachel.
mj will marry rachel when she goes to live with her.

by mj September 5, 2004

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

Phat

1. Pretty Hot And TEMPERED

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.

by MJ February 6, 2005

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004

poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 9, 2004