MJ's definitions

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 9, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone

Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!

by mj February 5, 2004

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

Yavuz

A Yavuz is what you can calla homophobe who Yavuzes on people. Yavuzes are also greedy and put $10 at a time on the DDR machine and thinks that they know how to play.

Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!

Get your hands out of there Yavuz!

Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!

by MJ June 4, 2004

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).

Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!

by MJ April 29, 2005