42 definitions by MJ

compromise

when MJ allows Ryan to believe he is right when in fact, he is not.

MJ compromised about the car rental conversation on the phone tonight when Ryan didn't listen to orignally was said.

by MJ January 25, 2005

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by MJ April 9, 2004

jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD

I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.

by MJ July 7, 2004

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

by MJ November 25, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 27, 2003

hee hee

Used by Michael Jackson in the hit UK show Bo Selecta

by MJ August 31, 2003

Bully

The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.

One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.

by MJ July 7, 2004