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octopediaphobia

Matt: I heard that Ryan has octopediaphobia. He wouldn't get near the bug with 8 feet.

octopedist 

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets
So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over
octopedist by Wondersnail June 23, 2018

octopied 

Noun
The state of being fucked by two dicks in the asshole and two in the pussy, meanwhile four dicks reside in the oral cavity. It is also a portmaneu of creampie; internal cumshot required.
Yo this party is awesome some bitch is gettin octopied in the pool.
octopied by rex danson October 18, 2012

Octopedo 

A pedophile who kidnaps 8 children at once
Dude did you see that octopedo on the news? He totally stole all 8 children from that birthday party!
Octopedo by D3x3001 June 30, 2011
The weird plural of octopus recited by frenchrxses in Anix’s skyscraper decoration video.
Lots of ‘octopie’ down there!
octopie by ii_spidxy June 12, 2020

Octopused 

when you're an innocent little school girl, walking yourself home from the library and all of a sudden, you hear someone call you. out of curiosity, you turn your head, and your long pink hair flows in the wind, and sitting in the dark ally, is a hobo.

"what's wrong?" you walk over to the poor hobo, bending down next to him when suddenly his skin starts to tear and a massive octopus like creature shots it's wet, slippery tentacles at you, sending you screaming and sprawling into the street, somehow loosing your way too short mini school-girl skirt in the process. with good manners(because you are indeed a school girl) you scream and plead for the giant monster to be gentle as he wraps around your arms and dragging you towards it, spreading your legs and teasing you, letting you scream and plead.
"'ho shit, that girl just got octopused!"