This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.
"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a JapanesePorno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.