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The act of working an open to close shift and then open the next day.
Man they scheduled me an oclopen next week.
oclopen by SM 6127 December 23, 2023

octopenalerection 

When eight penises come together in an orgy and ejaculate into a funnel in a women's mouth, Butt or vagina.
We need one more person for an octopenalerection, you want to join in?
octopenalerection by Faktz November 12, 2016
This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.
"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"
Octopenis by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009
Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis
octopenis by Octowoman November 1, 2010

Octopenetrate 

When a male has 8 penises/peni/penes and penetrates
He octopenetrated the cow so hard that the cow's ass ripped in half
Octopenetrate by Fish_ October 27, 2016

octopenisola 

A birth defect causing a man a have eight penises.
"Yeah I heard Morgan has Octopenisola."
octopenisola by Cleru November 8, 2015
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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