Octopenis

This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.

"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"

by Mr Tailjob December 04, 2009

octopenis

Eight penises on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis

by Octowoman October 31, 2010