The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
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1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
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The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.
by webbedtoehero January 16, 2011
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1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’

‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite

‘Anyone pening lads?’
by junibus February 16, 2019
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A zangy combination of the words penis and peepee to describe a man's lovin' stick.
My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.
by touchmypene May 02, 2007
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