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octopenis

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis
by Octowoman November 1, 2010
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Octopenis

This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.
"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"
by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009
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