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This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.
"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"
Octopenis by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009
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Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis
octopenis by Octowoman November 1, 2010

Octopising

The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.
Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.
Octopising by Wordswirth October 18, 2010

Octopiss 

V. Oc-to-piss To piss 8 times in a row
I drank too much water, and I octopissed.
Octopiss by SomeoneSomethingIdk October 11, 2009

Octo Penis 

A penis with eight other penis's coming out of it.
I have a large octo penis
Octo Penis by lolpenorlol April 16, 2009

Octo-Penis 

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin
you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night
Octo-Penis by klimerman October 15, 2011

octopedist 

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets
So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over
octopedist by Wondersnail June 23, 2018
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