The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.
Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.
Oohlala = the expression of surprise
ness = often refer to a state or quality.
Oohlalaness describes a person who has that sense of oohlala when you look at them and/or compare them to other people if they make you go oohlala with the sort of stuff they do or think about them when they never seize to amaze you.
Guy: yuck in general or yuck in comparisson to moi?
Girl: yuck compared to your ooolalaness oohlalaness.
Guy: nice word. :D
Girl: ^^
Girl: but that's what you have!
Guy: oooolalaness?
Girl: yea.
Guy: ◕ ‿ ◕