Occupied Palestine 

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

Occupied Palestine by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

Occupied Peeing 

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

Occupied Peeing by Ducit May 28, 2015

Occupied North Texas 

Oklahoma.

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.

Occupied North Texas by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018

Occupied Israel 

Palestinian territories

Palestine is occupied Israel not the other way around.

Occupied Israel by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024

Jerk Occupied 

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011

otherwise occupied

the polite term given in public when one explains that one's apartment or housemates are having sex

Esther: Where are John and Sally?
Keith: They are otherwise occupied and will be joining us shortly.

otherwise occupied by bookeef August 7, 2007

Self-Occupied 

A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.

Ergh, that guy is so self-occupied.
Dick.

Self-Occupied by DannySG April 2, 2009