obstruce

Obscure, bizarre, and weird, often in an amusing kinda way.

Sir Clement Freud was very obstruce on 'Have I Got News For You' tonight.

obstruce by alex (The Entropist) July 16, 2008

obstruculous

adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived

on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that I can sit down?
b: no
a: you're merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee

obstruculous by herr wordmeister April 2, 2009

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionist in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

Foreground obstruction crew by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006

obstruse 

A combination of obtuse and abstruse. Obtuse means annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. Abstruse means difficult to understand or obscure. Obstruse means to be annoyingly insensitive AND difficult to understand.

Man, I don't know what that guy just said but it sounded pretty obstruse. I'm gonna go smack him around a little, and then make him tell me what the hell he meant by that shit! And if I don't like it, I'll smack him around some more!

obstruse by flux blocker January 14, 2019

obstrudent 

To be obstrude, utterly out there and defined. To be debateable, acceptable, protruding and unkown.

that pie was obstrudently tastey!

obstrudent by Snappytom September 1, 2005

Obstructure 

a challenge or imperfection that becomes the framework for a creative endeavor

The watermark on the wall was the perfect obstructure, and once Patty transformed the watermark into the face of a geisha, the rest of the haiku mural quickly materialized.

Obstructure by meganrsmith April 11, 2011