obsticular 

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

obsticular by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

obstacular 

adj. - The quality of being in the way. - With a negative connotation (suggesting or implying "unjustly" obstacular or obstacular due to incompetence). Usually referant to a human being, but can also apply to an inanimate object, such as an obstacular car driven by an ill-willed or incompetent person.

Middle manager, Fudley, was obstacular to my progress up the company ladder; he was selfishly and personally motivated and utilized "dirty" tactics.

obstacular by Pete Pearlman June 23, 2006

obscular 

When something is more refined or toned than it was before

My pecks are very obscular

obscular by Everyone’s fav chink April 7, 2019

octicular rectanosis 

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

octicular rectanosis by Kiv August 9, 2018

obstaculate 

to make oneself an obstacle; to get in the way.

the receptionist was obstaculating me, so i had to leave and call back later.

as a doorman at the club, it is your responsibility to obstaculate people trying to use fake ids to get in.

obstaculate by stetson rukaka August 18, 2011

obstaculate 

To cock-block but in a classy manner

Man, I’m pissed I didn’t get any poon but like I respect the obstaculation.

He cock-blocked you?? What a dick! I would never cock-block. I strictly obstaculate.

obstaculate by Lukeemyer October 14, 2020

Obsibular 

n. A test in which a fake word is inserted into conversation to see if anyone will question it.

My friends failed my obsibular test by believing mumple was a word.

Obsibular by DJA93 July 17, 2023