obsticular

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

obstacular

adj. - The quality of being in the way. - With a negative connotation (suggesting or implying "unjustly" obstacular or obstacular due to incompetence). Usually referant to a human being, but can also apply to an inanimate object, such as an obstacular car driven by an ill-willed or incompetent person.

Middle manager, Fudley, was obstacular to my progress up the company ladder; he was selfishly and personally motivated and utilized "dirty" tactics.

by Pete Pearlman June 23, 2006

obscular

When something is more refined or toned than it was before

My pecks are very obscular

by Everyone’s fav chink April 7, 2019

octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

by Kiv August 9, 2018

obstaculate

to make oneself an obstacle; to get in the way.

the receptionist was obstaculating me, so i had to leave and call back later.

as a doorman at the club, it is your responsibility to obstaculate people trying to use fake ids to get in.

by stetson rukaka August 18, 2011

obstaculate

To cock-block but in a classy manner

Man, I’m pissed I didn’t get any poon but like I respect the obstaculation.

He cock-blocked you?? What a dick! I would never cock-block. I strictly obstaculate.

by Lukeemyer October 14, 2020

Obsibular

n. A test in which a fake word is inserted into conversation to see if anyone will question it.

My friends failed my obsibular test by believing mumple was a word.

by DJA93 July 17, 2023